On Monday, I opened up my Amazon account and found the pictured item for "school must-haves" very confusing.
"Surely Amazon has made a mistake," I thought, "because that outfit definitely looks like a naughty schoolgirl costume I purchased for a bachelorette gag gift a few months ago. Also, it isn't the late '90s- Britney Spears' 'Hit Me Baby' video is no longer en vogue. Is this a joke?"
So I clicked through......
This is what they are actually advertising as a 'stylish saving' for GIRLS.
If we actually have any girls one day, I fear Kev might have a heart attack. Better yet, no girls allowed at all. Period. I absolutely refuse to dress my future daughters in shit like this some day.
Oshgosh Begosh 4 life.
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